Patriots Beware!

Do not be tricked into fretting over Hilary Clinton or the charade of election campaigns.

The true play for Liberal domination lies elsewhere.

Every paranoid fever dream the right has had about American liberalism–everything they’ve written about it and screamed into the darkness is, in reality…

TRUE!

Using their power centers in Hollywood a number of university English Departments and MSNBC, liberals are, as conservatives have long suspected, committed to the destruction of traditional American values. They are coming to take your guns away, to wean you away from your ignorant Biblical literalisms, and to force you to accept living cheek-by-jowl with the new post-gender-hierarchy, mongrelized  races and off-white ethnicities.

Why?  Not as ends in themselves; these wily liberals play a longer game.  For now they seek to erode American traditions because they are ruthlessly disciplined in the methods of secularism, reason, shared security, and “fair play.”

But do not be fooled.  With their continual spineless sheep’s-clothing calls to “deliberation” and “discussion” and “sensible public policy” these liberal wolves mean only to lull the public into a false sense of complacency about any danger of actual change from liberals.

And then?

Once so lulled, America will be ripe for the final stage: The replacement of traditional culture with a New Order of broad domestic consensus, sensible shoes, wholesome food. and hiking! Liberals are bent on ushering in the New Age of a cruel, crushing academic-conference-style communitarian pluralism!

And then, when the Beautiful Revolution is complete, liberals will finally call their secret leader out of his hiding place in the merciless, remote and desolate mountain passes of the Berkshires to take his place as the supreme dictator, placing his heroic and terrifying boot upon the necks of traditional Americans FOREVER!

And on that day, you will tremble to hear the thunder of their voices deliriously shouting in unison:
All Hail the Glorious Hammer of the People, Comandante Dukakis!